Artemis Fowl is a series full of humorous (and funny) jokes no doubt. Some moments make you grin, some moments make you laugh. Here, I will be noting down funny moments in the wonderful series. This blog will be covering books 1-4 and if it gets famous, I might make a new blog which will feature books 5-8. So let's get started then. This will be updated once in a while, so stay tuned!
Book 1: -When Holly punches Artemis Fowl and tells him that if he'll be a good boy she'll give him a lollipop. When she leaves, Artemis mumbles, "I don't like lollipops.", and hates himself for saying such a unprofessional line.Read more >
OK, this is not really a blog; It is a journal. This journal isn't real. It's just made up and is complete fiction. Let us begin. I got the idea of writing a journal from Artemis Fowl Confidential.
Place: Island of Hybras, Limbo.
Time: Time doesn't exist here!
Maybe coming to Limbo was a bad idea. Everywhere I look I see demons and imps. I am hiding in some bushes. Not bushes, I have no idea what they are. I can see the volcano from here. It is not too far from where I currently hide. I knew doing research on demons would be very risky. But this was the oppurtunity of a lifetime. How could I resist such a deadly and breathtaking offer? I know that if I come even close to a demon, I would get incapacitated by their lovely claws. Demons hate hu…Read more >