Grub Kelp

From Artemis Fowl

Grub Kelp is Trouble Kelp's little brother and a corporal in LEPrecon. The two brothers are polar opposites. Corporal Kelp will often complain about the most trivial things, such as getting a hangnail or his his boots getting scuffed on a protuding floor tile. He often refers to the Kelp brothers' "Mummy". He often calles Trouble 'Trub'.

Grub: "A big negatori, Trouble."

Trouble: "We're in the field, Corporal. Follow procedure."

Grub: "But Mummy said!."

— Grub talking to his brother Trouble during a mission in Artemis Fowl