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  • SonicKidMC

    Artemis Fowl is a series full of humorous (and funny) jokes no doubt. Some moments make you grin, some moments make you laugh. Here, I will be noting down funny moments in the wonderful series. This blog will be covering books 1-4 and if it gets famous, I might make a new blog which will feature books 5-8. So let's get started then. This will be updated once in a while, so stay tuned!

    Book 1: -When Holly punches Artemis Fowl and tells him that if he'll be a good boy she'll give him a lollipop. When she leaves, Artemis mumbles, "I don't like lollipops.", and hates himself for saying such a unprofessional line.

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  • SonicKidMC

    The Journal of Sonic

    June 29, 2016 by SonicKidMC

    OK, this is not really a blog; It is a journal. This journal isn't real. It's just made up and is complete fiction. Let us begin. I got the idea of writing a journal from Artemis Fowl Confidential.

    Place: Island of Hybras, Limbo.

    Time: Time doesn't exist here!

    Maybe coming to Limbo was a bad idea. Everywhere I look I see demons and imps. I am hiding in some bushes. Not bushes, I have no idea what they are. I can see the volcano from here. It is not too far from where I currently hide. I knew doing research on demons would be very risky. But this was the oppurtunity of a lifetime. How could I resist such a deadly and breathtaking offer? I know that if I come even close to a demon, I would get incapacitated by their lovely claws. Demons hate hu…

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  • Ellie Short

    Artemis Fowl

    August 23, 2014 by Ellie Short

    Artmis Fowl, written by the well known Irish author, Eoin Colfer. The Artemis Fowl collection, would have to be one of my favourites. Ever since the books came out I've been reading them over and over again amd still want more. I have a varity of books by Eoin Colfer enjoy them greatly. 

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  • Ambersage

    Hey, if any of you people out there want to be friends and talk about Artemis Fowl I'm open. 😋

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  • Nightstar Phoenix

    Okay, some brilliant anon on fanfiction.net informed me of this amazing glitch. At least I think it's a glitch...

    So, following instructions, I went to the Artemis Fowl official website (artemisfowl.com). And then clicked on Artemis's face.

    And guess what opened up in a new tab.







    The freaking Percy Jackson official web site.



    What.

    The.

    Heck.


    Does this work for everyone, or was it just me and this anon?

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  • Artemisfowl55

    really!

    arty! you r the best!

    loved your sense of humor in eternity code , starting of the book in the restraunt.

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  • Nightstar Phoenix

    Question

    February 13, 2014 by Nightstar Phoenix

    Just wondering if anybody can reccommend a good AF forum? I feel like I'm cluttering the wikia with my blog posts... if anyone can reply to this suggesting a paranoid-internet-safety-obsessed-user friendly AF forum, that would be stupendous. Thanks!

    —Nightstar

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  • Nightstar Phoenix

    This blog post really doesn't have anything to do with anything. But I've seen more useless ones. I at least hope this will be entertaining for you ;)


    Normally I would give a spoiler warning and a recap of the AF books, but for this post, I don't think I need to.

    This blog post is just a couple of funny things to think about. Some of these I found online. As in, like, one of the three. They have to do with manipulating titles of books/movies, and the results made me laugh. Maybe I'm just wierd. You tell me ;)


    I saw this on an internet meme, and they were doing it with movie titles, with some pretty funny results. Why? Because bacon is fun to say; I don't know! Maybe the mental image that "Percy Jackson and the Sea of Bacon" brought had somethin…



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  • Nightstar Phoenix

    Ok, from my limited access to the Artemis Fowl online fanbase, I have noticed something: lots of people hate Minerva. What I'm going to discuss now is why people hate her (at least why I think they hate her), and why I don't. Don't tune me out now; I don't love her either!


    Here there be spoilers. Tresspass at your own risk.


    Artemis FowlThe book where all that is gold does not glitter.

    Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident The book with the pathetic excuse for a Macbeth quote, and the worst Much Ado About Nothing pun in history.

    Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code The book where they finally figure out that Artemis is a girl's name (it took you this long?).

    Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception The one where we have a kill-off!!!!

    Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony T…



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  • Jodofoo

    Click here for link to my lego Artemis Fowl creations on Brickipedia!

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  • Nightstar Phoenix

    Here there be Spoilers. Proceed at your own risk.

    Serisously, be careful. I accidentally read the ending to The Last Guardian on Artemis' page when I was still on The Time Paradox. I still cried at the end of The Last Guardian, but not as much as I would have had I not been forewarned. Be careful, guys!


    Artemis FowlThe book where all that is gold does not glitter.

    Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident The book with the pathetic excuse for a Macbeth quote, and the worst Much Ado About Nothing pun in history.

    Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code The book where they finally figure out that Artemis is a girl's name (it took you this long?).

    Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception The one where we have a kill-off!!!!

    Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony The one with the European …



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  • Nightstar Phoenix

    I'm really nitpicky when it comes to my favorite books– call it my way of keeping a grip on reality and avoiding turning into a complete fangirl ;). Here are some errors and mind-blowing moments I noticed as I read the Artemis Fowl books. See if you noticed them or have an explaination; I would love to hear back! In fact, I want to hear back: please FEEL FREE to correct the ignorant American homeschooler. Please.


    Here there be spoilers. Tresspass at your own risk.

    Serisously, be careful. I accidentally read the ending to The Last Guardian on Artemis' page when I was still on The Time Paradox. [Funny story there: I got the books from Amazon, but ended up with the graphic novel version of The Arctic Incident and a late Time Paradox, the latter I skipped…


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  • Artemisisawesome

    I'm new

    November 20, 2013 by Artemisisawesome

    OOPS! 

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  • Matt Hadick

    We've known for a while that an Artemis Fowl movie is in the works. While we don't know the release date, or the cast, (or much of anything for that matter), we thought we'd leave a few of the casting decisions up to you. What if you were in charge of picking the cast for the Artemis Film movie?

    Here's your chance! Check out the following top 10 lists we have so far and vote for whoever you think would be the best actor/actress to play Artemis Fowl II, Holly Short, and Butler!


    Don't forget that you only get one vote per character, but feel free to add your own candidates! Voting will (technically) end when the official cast is determined, but who knows when that will be.

    Artemis Fowl II - Vote here!
    Holly Short - Vote here!
    Butler - Vote here!

    C…




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  • Spottedstar42

    book

    October 10, 2011 by Spottedstar42

    ummm.... hi i'm spottedstar42 but it would take a lot less typing to just call me spotz. I'm not really to involved with the world of artemis fowl, but i

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  • Sprody

    bored

    May 6, 2011 by Sprody

    Maths is so boring and worst of all were doing naplan study it is very boring and the teacher is hounding us to get good results. Even in english we are studying and I am up to my knees in naplan tests from past years. Ohh how I miss the basic skills tests.

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  • Goswamir14

    Artemis Fowl Wiki

    April 10, 2011 by Goswamir14

    I came to this wiki wondering what and who I'd meet. I can gladly say that I'm glad to be here... oh...that doesn't make sense....


    User:Goswamir14 | User Talk: Goswamir14 | Founder of the Fowl Play Wiki | Created 11 Pages | 18:30, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

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  • Sprody

    Artemis Fowl App

    March 30, 2011 by Sprody

    Wouldn't it be great if there was an Artemis Fowl app


    Well I heard roomers that there would be one coming out about next year. Just imagine being able to surf through Artemis's escapades and heists, character files and games.

    Please add information if you know anything more about the application.

    Sprody 07:14, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

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  • Sprody
    Artemis Fowl started off in the first Artemis Fowl book as an evil 12 year old. Now though, he is still a criminal mastermind and breaks as many laws that is human and fairy like possible. His character development started as soon as he set eyes on Captain Holly Short. Though some people like Artemis as an evil mastermind Eoin Colfer had no choice but for our litte Arty to appreiciate other beings a tiny bit higher than he previously did. He attempts to do good but as Buttler says, " it is always faster if its illeagal." And everyone knows that it wouldn't be Artemis Fowl if he was a do gooder. Although the other characters have developed too none is as noticable as Artemis's change. Like in Artemis Fowl and the time paradox, even Artemis n… Read more >
  • Sprody

    Hello

    March 29, 2011 by Sprody

    Hello Howdychiken,

    Please, please read your messages.

    Thankyou, Sprody 10:48, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

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  • Sprody

    Artemis Fowl Movie!

    March 29, 2011 by Sprody

    I am outraged that Eioen Colfer has not yet created a movie about Artemis Fowl. I understand it would be easier to make a cartoon than with real life people. Imagine trying to find someone to play Butler.


    As I think about, it would be better not to make a movie. It would take away the chance of creating all of the characters in your own mind, imagineing Artemis's spine chilling smile and all the battle. No-one could recreate that!

    Now, I have sub-consciously changed the whole direction of this article without changing mindstate. Well enough blabing on about minds and stuff.

    In the new conclusion, they should not make a movie because it would take the whole visualisation period away from the adoring public. :)

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  • Sprody

    The Graphic Novel

    March 29, 2011 by Sprody

    We all know our little Arty but do you want to visualise in your mind what he looks like or do you want to have an illusrators version?

    Personally, I am against the Graphic Novels but not that I don't like the books the Artemis Fowl series is the best bunch of books I have ever read. It is just that when I am reading a book I like to have my own interpretation of what the characters look and sound like. That is why I do not like the books they take away the experience of creating Artemis's feature and his voice not to mention the other characters too. But it is not just me that loves Artemis Fowl, I want your opinion. Please leave your opinion by editing the page.

    Thankyou, Sprody 08:14, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

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  • Sprody

    Good Day to everyone reading this because I starting a new article on ho Artemis Fowl books have different affects on different people. For instance my friend who first introduced me to this fantastic book lended me the book Artemis Fowl and The Lost Collony. The day before she gave it to me she said that i wouldn't like it because there is a whole chapter on just demons. But i thought that is was allright, the demons were interesting and that kept me entertained for quite a while. I liked learning about the deamons were and what made them tick and the chapter wasn't that long anyway.

    It just proves that everyone has different opinions and we have to appretiate that. I'm not saying that she is wrong but just that she is diiferent than I.

    Tha…

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  • Algernon'smuffins

    Pages without side-boxes can look really bland, and I want to know how to add them. I'm knew to wiki-ing, so I don't know much about the formatting.

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  • Demigod1997

    i was wondering if they would make an artemis fowl movie. does anyone else here agree?

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  • Demigod1997

    i just discovered that there was a wiki for artemis when i was on my wiki for the lightning thief. i read the series when i was in the fifth and sixth grade. i haven't read anything recently,because i'm not sure if there are any more books. as far as i know there are 5 books. are there any more?

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  • Roselyne33

    Roselyne33

    January 5, 2010 by Roselyne33

    I've never been to Ireland or anywhere in Europe.

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